December 2009
17 posts
“Today, I changed the name of my iPod to “The ship.” Now, when I plug it into the...”
– (via marleejeneen)
how brilliant.
(via xyesvirginia)
“If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!”
– John Waters (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
(843): you called to congratulate me on being the...
(508): as i creep her facebook pics from back in...
Today, I woke up on the bathroom floor of my...
average AWESOME.
(254): just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of...
Today I was in the car with my parents and...
…average awkward.
Today, I realized that the four leaf clovers...
dude’s got a point.
Today, my cousin and I went to a basketball game....
average AWESOME.
Today, I was talking to my friends mom about his...
WoW.
A couple days ago, it was my first day in my new...