Today I was on a plane and two annoying girls behind me were disscussing their rather vulgar fantasies about what they would DO to Edward Cullen. I pulled my chair all the way back (so I was practically in the girl’s lap) and told them neither of them could have sex w/ Edward because he has no blood and therefore could not have an erection. The whole plane clapped and I got a bag of pretzels and a dinosaur toy. MLIA